1) Eccentric, irrational and totally wacky.
2) Citizens of the Planet Zup (such as Stan Zup) are referred to as Zupreme Beings.

To convert anything dull and uninteresting into something insanely wacky.

1) Higher than another in level of wackiness.
2) The name of the largest lake on Planet Zup.

Anything that triggers contagious laughter or results in milk, beer, or strawberry malt shooting out someones nose.

1) The name of the planet where Zupreme Being live (see Planet Zup).
2) A suffix or prefix which, when grafted to ordinary words, produces Zupified words.
3) Stan Zup's signature clothing design label.

The only known sexually transmitted practical joke in the universe. The joke is delivered as a 24-hour virus whose only symptom is to make anyone infected say "Wuh Zup" when greeting people. Since the joke can only be transmitted directly between Zupreme Beings and humans, vocalization of "Wuh Zup!" is strong evidence that a person has recently experienced Zupreme sex.

There are countless variations of Wuh Zup, including: waaaazzzuuup (California), chinzup (British), twlldynbobsaiszup (Welsh), wazup-mate (Australian), WAZZUP (Pullman, Washington), speziazup (Italian), schtiklzup (Yiddish), coverzup (Whitehouse), and shutzup! (New York).

Should only be attempted if you have:

1) sex on your mind.
2) a fresh cup of cappuccino and the Sunday New York Times.
3) all of the above.

Coming soon: Zupercilious ring toons for your cell phone.

1) Death posture of mammals on the planet Earth.
2) Earth slang for failure, as in "... oh crap, my laptop just went Tit Zup."

Zupercilious reaction to lawyers, bigots, teen idols, parking tickets, and bad chicken vindaloo.

The Zupercilious staff at Head Zup Entertainment L.L.C.

The zupreme act of buying Headzup merchandise from STORE ZüP™.

Store and forward entertainment refers to copyrighted content that is intentionally crafted to be shared; that is to say, content that is designed to be stored on a cell phone and forwarded to other people as picture messages. Headzup's goal is to harness the intrinsic viral power of wireless peer-to-peer file sharing by creating parody clips that cellular subscribers enjoy and want to share with others. Headzup's bite-sized comic episodes are limited to 10-15 seconds to facilitate frictionless sharing across cellular networks.

Zupercilious Viagra.

A wealthy Zupreme Being from the Planet Zup and co-founder of Head Zup Entertainment L.L.C. Stan is also rumored to have close ties to Zaphod Bebblebrox, President of the Galaxy and inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Yes please!

Stan Zup's home world located at the center of the Bottom Zup Galaxy.

crushed ice in a salted glass
fresh lime juice
2 oz. Cuervo 1800
1¼ oz. of Roses Lime Juice
½ oz. of Bols Triple Sec
"a splash" of Bols Orange Curaco

garnish with:

2 maraschino cheeries (a Zupreme Being dietary requirement),
Jimmy Buffet clanked to 11,
and a beach full of sand between your toes.

1) Zupercilious procreation.
2) Zupreme sex following an argument.
3) Zupreme Being disguise kits available at STORE ZüP™.

A popular fashion magazine on Planet Zup.

Links to other Zupercilious Sites (coming soon).

Slang for popular male Zupreme Beings, as in "... now there goes a well hung Zup!"

A natural by-product of Make Zup.

1) Zupercilious multimedia cell phone messages.
2) Slang term used to get someone to pay attention, as in "... Headzup dude, there's an awesome party at Dave's house tonight!"

A popular Zupreme Being ditty recited in two-part harmony.

I won't Grow Zup,
     I won't Grow Zup,
I don't want to go to Earth,
     I don't want to go to Earth,
Just to learn to live on credit,
     Just to learn to live on credit,
And grow to enormous girth.
     And grow to enormous girth.

1) What Zupreme Beings do after falling down a flight of stairs.
2) How mobile network operators license Headzup content.

You can get it here.

What you do after you Mix Zup, Stir Zup, and Shake Zup.

Method used by Zupreme Beings to disguise themselves on alien worlds.

Messages sent to your friends and family telling them about this awesome website! Click here to send a Cheer Zup message.

1) Tomato fruit puree (it really is a fruit) used by Earthlings to make all food look like fresh road kill.
2) The TOP SECRET code name for the Department of Home Planet Security (DOHPS) investigation into Zupreme Being influence on human history. A recent letter sent to Stan Zup, suggests that DOHPS are investigating the threat of Zupreme Being sleeper cells that they believe may be active on Earth.

1) Name of the galaxy where Planet Zup is located.
2) A highly popular Zupercilious drinking toast common to all planets visited by Zupreme Beings.

1) Chapter 8 of "Zupercilious Kama Sutra."
2) Chapter 1 of "Zupreme Guide to Las Vegas."

What you should have done before your laptop went Tit Zup (see Tit Zup).

1) Zupercilious behavior.
2) The first five edicts carved on tablets called "The Zupreme 5½ Commandments."