Eccentric, irrational and totally wacky.

One who speaks from his ass. A poltical pundit or presidential advisor.

To convert anything dull and uninteresting into something insanely wacky.

Higher than another in level of wackiness.

Anything that triggers contagious laughter or results in milk, beer, or strawberry malt shooting out someones nose.

1) The name of the planet where Zupreme Being live.
2) A suffix or prefix which, when grafted to ordinary words, produces Zupified words.
3) Stan Zup's signature clothing design label.

The only known sexually transmitted practical joke in the universe. The joke is delivered as a 24-hour virus whose only symptom is to make anyone infected say "Wuh Zup" when greeting people. Since the joke can only be transmitted directly between Zupreme Beings and humans, vocalization of "Wuh Zup!" is strong evidence that a person has recently experienced Zupreme sex.

There are countless variations of Wuh Zup, including: waaaazzzuuup (California), chinzup (British), twlldynbobsaiszup (Welsh), wazup-mate (Australian), WAZZUP (Pullman, Washington), speziazup (Italian), schtiklzup (Yiddish), coverzup (Whitehouse), and shutzup! (New York).

Should only be attempted if you have:

1) sex on your mind.
2) a fresh cup of cappuccino and the Sunday New York Times.
3) all of the above.

Coming soon: Zupercilious ring toons for your cell phone.

1) Death posture of mammals on the planet Earth.
2) Earth slang for failure, as in "... oh crap, my laptop just went Tit Zup."

Zupercilious reaction to lawyers, bigots, teen idols, parking tickets, and bad chicken vindaloo.

The Zupercilious staff at Head Zup Entertainment L.L.C.

The zupreme act of buying Headzup merchandise from STORE ZUP™.

Store and forward entertainment refers to copyrighted content that is intentionally crafted to be shared; that is to say, content that is designed to be stored on a cell phone and forwarded to other people as picture messages. Headzup's bite-sized comic episodes are limited to 15-20 seconds to facilitate frictionless sharing across cellular networks.

Zupercilious Viagra.

A wealthy Zupreme Being and co-founder of Head Zup Entertainment L.L.C.

Yes please!

crushed ice in a salted glass
fresh lime juice
2 oz. Cuervo 1800
1¼ oz. of Roses Lime Juice
½ oz. of Bols Triple Sec
"a splash" of Bols Orange Curaco

garnish with:

2 maraschino cheeries (a Zupreme Being dietary requirement),
Jimmy Buffet clanked to 11,
and a beach full of sand between your toes.

1) Zupercilious procreation.
2) Zupreme sex following an argument.

Links to other Zupercilious Sites (coming soon).

Slang for popular male Zupreme Beings, as in "... now there goes a well hung Zup!"

A natural by-product of Make Zup.

1) Zupercilious multimedia cell phone messages.
2) Slang term used to get someone to pay attention, as in "... Headzup dude, there's an awesome party at Dave's house tonight!"

A popular Zupreme Being ditty recited in two-part harmony.

I won't Grow Zup,
     I won't Grow Zup,
I don't want to go to Earth,
     I don't want to go to Earth,
Just to learn to live on credit,
     Just to learn to live on credit,
And grow to enormous girth.
     And grow to enormous girth.

1) What Zupreme Beings do after falling down a flight of stairs.
2) How mobile network operators license Headzup content.

You can get it here.

What you do after you Mix Zup, Stir Zup, and Shake Zup.

Method used by Zupreme Beings to disguise themselves.

Messages sent to your friends and family telling them about this awesome website! Click here to send a Cheer Zup message.

A highly popular Zupercilious drinking toast among Zupreme Beings.

1) Chapter 8 of "Zupercilious Kama Sutra."
2) Chapter 1 of "Zupreme Guide to Las Vegas."

What you should have done before your laptop went Tit Zup (see Tit Zup).

1) Zupercilious behavior.
2) The first five edicts carved on tablets called "The Zupreme 5½ Commandments."